Citrini
Author of a viral Substack report predicting catastrophic economic impacts and job losses due to AI.
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2/28/2026, 10:59:32 PM
Last Updated
2/28/2026, 11:02:51 PM
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2/28/2026, 11:02:51 PM
Summary
The name Citrini refers to two distinct figures in the provided data: Mélissa Citrini-Beaulieu, a decorated Canadian diver, and the financial analyst behind Citrini Research. Mélissa Citrini-Beaulieu, born in 1995, is a silver medalist in synchronized diving from both the 2017 World Aquatics Championships and the 2020 Summer Olympics. The financial analyst Citrini is a prominent Substack publisher with over 161,000 subscribers, specializing in thematic equity investing and global macro trading. This individual gained significant attention for a viral report titled "THE 2028 GLOBAL INTELLIGENCE CRISIS," which posits a "Doomer" narrative regarding economic collapse caused by autonomous AI agents, a thesis that has been debated by figures such as Derek Thompson and Aaron Levie.
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Extracted Attributes
Platform (Analyst)
Substack (Citrini Research)
Full Name (Athlete)
Mélissa Citrini-Beaulieu
Birth Date (Athlete)
1995-06-12
Profession (Athlete)
Diver
Nationality (Athlete)
Canadian
Notable Work (Analyst)
THE 2028 GLOBAL INTELLIGENCE CRISIS
Investment Focus (Analyst)
Thematic equity investing and global macro trading
Subscriber Count (Analyst)
Over 161,000
Timeline
- Birth of Mélissa Citrini-Beaulieu. (Source: Wikipedia)
1995-06-12
- Mélissa Citrini-Beaulieu wins a silver medal in the 3m synchro springboard at the World Aquatics Championships in Budapest. (Source: Wikipedia)
2017-07-17
- Mélissa Citrini-Beaulieu wins a silver medal at the 2020 Summer Olympics in the 3m synchro springboard event. (Source: Wikipedia)
2021-07-25
- Citrini Research begins publishing thematic equity investment insights. (Source: Citrini Research Substack)
2023-01-01
- Citrini Research publishes the viral report 'THE 2028 GLOBAL INTELLIGENCE CRISIS' sparking a macroeconomic debate on AI disruption. (Source: Noahpinion)
2024-01-01
Wikipedia
View on WikipediaMélissa Citrini-Beaulieu
Mélissa Citrini-Beaulieu (born June 12, 1995) is a Canadian diver. She is currently partnered with Jennifer Abel for synchronized diving. She won a silver medal, together with Abel at the 2017 World Aquatics Championships in Budapest while competing in the 3 m synchro springboard event and a silver medal at the 2020 Summer Olympics in the same event.
Web Search Results
- The Citrini post is just a scary bedtime story - Noahpinion
But in any case, time will tell whether Citrini was right about those companies and those business models. I have a lot more to say about the _macroeconomic_ thesis — the idea that the rapid destruction of a bunch of American companies will cause a financial crisis and a recession. Citrini posits an unemployment rate of over 10% — Great Recession levels — as well as a drop in consumption. [...] Anyway, today’s post is about the macroeconomics of AI, so that’s fun. I started out writing about macro long ago, and I haven’t really kept up with it in recent years. Every couple of weeks, someone comes out with a big post about how AI is changing everything, and the post goes viral and everyone talks about it for a few days. A couple of weeks ago it was Matt Shumer’s “Something Big is Happening”. This week it’s Citrini Research’s “THE 2028 GLOBAL INTELLIGENCE CRISIS” (yes, the title is in all caps): Image 4Citrini Research THE 2028 GLOBAL INTELLIGENCE CRISIS Preface… Read more 2 days ago · 2338 likes · 76 comments · Citrini and Alap Shah [...] Image 6 Source: David Uberti This is pretty interesting, from a finance perspective. It’s pretty normal these days to see companies’ stocks falling based on news of AI’s disruptive potential — IBM just fell when Anthropic revealed that its AI models can handle COBOL,1 and a bunch of cybersecurity stocks fell a few days ago when Anthropic’s models found a bunch of security flaws.2 But those were _real announcements of model capabilities_; Citrini’s post was just a _scenario_ for how some current business models could be disrupted.
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- Citrini Research | Substack
Citrini Research | Substack Image 1 Citrini Research Citrini Research provides insights on thematic equity investing and global macro trading—with cross-asset, lateral thinking. Our promise: you’ll never have to ask “what’s the trade?” Over 161,000 subscribers Subscribe By subscribing, you agree the publisher's Terms of Service and Privacy Policy, Substack's Terms of Use, and acknowledge its Information Collection Notice and Privacy Policy. Preview Free Content “Citrini has a good pulse on all things in markets. Worth reading! ”...” “Citrini has a good pulse on all things in markets. Worth reading! ” Doug OLaughlin, Fabricated Knowledge
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- About - Citrini Research
It is our most firmly held conviction that narratives drive markets more than any other factor. While our strategy has been defined in many ways by many people, we are solely concerned with one thing: doing what works. We maintain a no-nonsense approach to investing that focuses on the most asymmetric opportunities. Our holistic approach takes into account both behavioral and fundamental aspects of the most important trends impacting the value of stock portfolios. Unequivocally, Citrini Research has been at the top of the thematic equity investment game since it began - highlighting the promise of companies like Nvidia (NVDA), Eli Lily (LLY), Eaton (ETN), Credo (CRDO), and many, many more since we began publishing in early 2023. [...] All have been presented through our unique view on the secular thematic tailwinds driving markets, providing our readers with the conviction necessary to hold for the long term and realize outsized gains. #### Here’s what you can expect as a paying subscriber of Citrini Research: As a paid subscriber, you’ll receive two to three in-depth thematic primers per year - covering what we believe are “mega-trends” in markets. These thematic equity primers are not trades - they’re trends that I believe will affect asset prices for years - if not decades. And the baskets we provide in association with them attempt to achieve an excellent risk-adjusted and absolute return profile. [...] # Citrini Research Chat The Citrindex Thematic Primers Market Memos In Conversation Semis Memos About # Over the past century, 40% of returns have come from 1% of companies. #### Identifying these companies often depends on early discovery of market themes & narratives, the “megatrends” affecting not just individual companies or sectors but the entire economy. This is the kind of approach to investing we utilize at Citrini Research. We attempt to highlight and demystify themes that will define the market’s distribution of returns for years to come. By incorporating macroeconomics, second-order thinking, top-down sector analysis and a lateral approach to individual equities and markets in general, we aim to discover early & expand upon these themes for our clients.
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Rua Orlando Citrini, Vila Carlo Maderna, Parque Savoy City, Cidade Líder, São Paulo, Região Imediata de São Paulo, Região Metropolitana de São Paulo, Região Geográfica Intermediária de São Paulo, São Paulo, 03570-100, Brasil
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